“If you're Mejicana or Mejicano and don't know who Pedro Infante is, you should be tied to a hot stove with yucca rope and beaten with sharp dry corn husks as you stand in a vat of soggy fideos.” IfsKnowsShouldHotDryTiedBeatenRopeCornStovesVat Author:Denise Chavez
“When you have arrived at your country house and have saluted your household, you should make the rounds of the farm the same day, if possible; if not, then certainly the next day. When you have observed how the field work has progressed, what things have been done, and what remains undone, you should summon your overseer the next day, and should call for a report of what work has been done in good season and why it has not been possible to complete the rest, and what wine and corn and other crops have been gathered.” IfsShouldHas BeensCountryDoneNextHouseFieldsSeasonsRemainsWineRoundsReportsFarmsHouseholdNext DayCornCropsUndoneCountry Houses Book:Delphi Complete Works of Cato the Elder (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Cato the Elder (Illustrated)