“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“Tell me, how can I live without my Husband any longer? This is my first awakening thought each morning, and as I watch the waves of the turbulent lake under our windows I sometimes feel I should like to go under them.” FeelsShouldFirstsSometimesWatchesMorningHusbandWindowWaveAwakeningLakesMy Husband Book:Mary Todd Lincoln: her life and letters Source: Mary Todd Lincoln: her life and letters
“Spouses often point out each other's deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other's motivator. My husband touches my spirit, and I try my best to motivate him, too.” ShouldTryingSpiritHusbandMy HusbandSpouseDeficiencyMatrimony Author:Ken Blanchard