“You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.” ShouldTryingFirstsTwoBookReasonReadingTeachHellImpossibleAnnoyingPigsImpossibilityBooks And Reading Author:Will Rogers
“You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.” ThinkingKnowsMenWorldShouldWhitePartyKnow HowExampleHumorousDressesShoesSuitsFarmersLeisurePlasticPigsCostumesBelts Author:Dave Barry