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“On the correctly formed pubescent girl, a Speedo looked wonderful. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.”

Girl Wonderful Wet Riot Incitement Speedos

Author:Clive James

“A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.”

Funny Names Sound Wonder Events Competition Suits Breakfast Swimming Dozen Olympics Addict Cereal Bathing London Olympics Bathing Suits Breakfast Cereal Speedos

Author:Craig Ferguson

“I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!”

Comfortable Uncomfortable Speedos

Author:Adam Rodriguez

“I stay away from Speedos. That would cause me absolutely unnecessary publicity.”

Causes Unnecessary Publicity Speedos

Author:Luke Evans

“I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.”

Thinking Should Might Speedos

Author:Ryan Lochte

“I'm big into fashion, so after swimming, when I hang up the Speedo, I definitely want to get into fashion and start designing my own clothing line.”

Want Bigs Lines My Own Fashion Design Swimming Clothings Hang Ups Clothing Line Speedos

Author:Ryan Lochte

“We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.”

Knows Should Mean Smart One Time Sailing Bisexual Smart Women Speedos

Book:Invisible Monsters: A Novel

Source: Invisible Monsters: A Novel

“This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

Happens Worst Beach Worst Things Speedos

Author:Bill Maher

“Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!”

Knows Children Said Today Asks Attention Arms Mets Clothes Ugly Legs Protection Nonsense Roof Underwear Limbo Speedos

Author:Rick Riordan

“Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.”

Remember Neighbor My Sister Wraps Skirts Egyptian Towels Speedos

Author:David Sedaris

“I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, Id get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didnt know everyone was laughing at me.”

Knows Kids Wanted Moving Laughing Six Red Muscles Speedos

Author:Ryan Gosling

“I don't get all this Speedo stuff actually, I mean, whatever happened to the feather boa?”

Mean Stuff Happened Feathers Speedos

Author:Boy George

“I've been in a Speedo half my life. So I am really comfortable with my body.”

Body Half Comfortable Speedos

Author:Eric Shanteau

“I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.”

Running Beach Speedos

Author:Jason Statham

“I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.”

Running Six Pairs Speedos

Author:Armie Hammer

“Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.”

Thinking Two Sometimes Stuff Red Charity Someday Swimming Display Donate Plums Auctions Maybe Someday Smithsonian Speedos

Author:David Duchovny