“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.” FacesLaughingTenLaughterStupidityNineIntenseComedianDresdenHarry DresdenStand Up Comedian Author:Jim Butcher
“I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.” ThinkingRoomsFailingComedianStand Up Comedian Author:Steve Carell
“Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.” HateI HateMealsDelicious FoodStand Up ComedianHate MyselfI Hate Myself Author:Patton Oswalt
“I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.” CreativeComedianBe CreativeBeing FunnyStand Up Comedian Author:Chris Tucker
“And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success! I don't quiet think where Cleggy gets this from, I don't know. Prehaps he is cosidering an alternative career, as a stand up comedian, once he's out of politics.” ThinkingKnowsWellsStillsClassCareersQuietBritishReactionsAlternativesComedianEuroStand Up Comedian Author:Nigel Farage
“When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.” IfsComedyIndiaClaimsBillsVery GoodComedianJerryStand Up ComedyStand Up Comedian Author:Vir Das
“I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.” TodayFilmGoneComedyTomorrowComedianBoredRoutineStand Up ComedyStand Up ComedianHere Today Gone Tomorrow Author:Vir Das
“Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.” JesusBrilliantComedianPhenomenalOne LinerGreat OnesParablesStand Up Comedian Author:Camille Paglia
“I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.” ActorsComedianStand Up Comedian Author:Kevin Nealon