“Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.” IfsWantLongStoriesWaitingSouthForgottenAmusingCarolinaBannedSouth CarolinaViennaThailandCity Of Fallen AngelsPeruLong Story Author:Magnus
“The best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.” WayLongStoriesListeningBest WayLong Story Author:Evan Esar
“Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him.” LongStoriesTodayMetsPopeAdoptedLong Story Author:Conan O'Brien
“What's so great about television. You're able to tell a long story, where you couldn't really do that in a film because you have to tell a story in an hour and a half or two hours.” LongTwoStoriesAbleFilmHoursHalfTelevisionLong Story Author:Aaron Paul
“My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.” LongStoriesWould BeFatherLinesCasesTricksPeculiarStorytellerLong LifeObsessiveYiddishLong Story Author:Stephen Greenblatt