“There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct.” IfsWantUseStupidArmyWorking ItJoiningPolitically CorrectJoining The Army Author:Mel Brooks
“What is your dream? To be the most famous man in the world? What a stupid dream you have! To conquer the whole world with an army? What a primitive dream you have! To earn millions of dollars? What a greedy dream you have! Question your dreams!” MenWorldWholeDreamMillionsStupidArmyDollarsWhole WorldConquerYour DreamsPrimitiveGreedyDreams You Have Author:Mehmet Murat Ildan
“I just don't see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, 'You know how to support me? Don't send me to stupid wars.'” IfsKnowsWantWarSupportKnow HowStupidRepublicanVoteArmyTroopsSupport MeSupport The Troops Author:Bill Maher
“Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.” IfsIdeasFightingKnownDarknessStupidEternalMy FriendsSickArmyCastsTricksDemonAvoidedExamUnderworldNico Di AngeloTitansThalia Grace Author:Rick Riordan