“If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.” IfsEndsHateAsksStupidBandJournalistFedsAgain And AgainYou AgainFed UpStupid Questions Author:Billie Joe Armstrong
“I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?” PeopleWayMadeImportantAsksStupidRealisingStupid People Author:Simon Cowell
“Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.” PeopleFeelsFirstsAsksLanguageTalkingHonestStupidFirst TimeDoctorsBeing HonestIntimidated Author:Erma Bombeck
“The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?” MenAsksStupidBrotherDevilLifetimeKillingStupid Questions Book:The Intruder Source: The Intruder
“I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.” PeopleWayShouldHumorFunnyHateAsksStupidShould HaveRelyStupid People Author:Bill Engvall
“I don't think history is stupid.History ultimately rectifies a lot of these things. If you had to ask me what I think happens in 50 years, I don't think it sits empty in 50 years. Maybe somebody else's name is there. But you can't leave it empty.” IfsThinkingYearsHappensAsksNamesStupidEmptyAsk MeRectify Author:Lance Armstrong
“I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.” IfsBelieveFactsAsksStupidFunny Question Author:Kai Greene
“As you go higher up in the ladder, you look down, and it's a pretty far fall, so you tend to watch your step a bit more. That's all you can do. It's a full time job not to kill these niggas out here; every day I ask for the strength not to go off the handle and whack one of these stupid cunts.” LooksJobsFallAsksBitsCan DoStepsWatchesStupidHigherDown AndHandleYou Can Do ItLaddersFull Time Jobs Author:Gunplay
“I divide the word into learners and nonlearners. There are people who learn, who are open to what happens around them, who listen, who hear the lessons. When they do something stupid, they don't do it again. And when they do something that works a little bit, they do it even better and harder the next time. The question to ask is not whether you are a success or a failure, but whether you are a learner or a nonlearner.” PeopleLittlesHappensNextAsksBitsStupidLessonsLittle BitHarderDividesNext TimeLearners Author:Benjamin Barber
“We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” NeedsFunnyAsksFunAirStupidIgnoranceCleanEnvironmentalDumbPollutionPausesAssessmentClean AirAir And Water Author:Lee Iacocca
“When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.” PeopleFeelsAsksStupidAngryAsk MeEmbarrassedReally StupidStupid Questions Author:Chris Isaak
“It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?” KnowsKindAsksFunStupidPoliceCaliforniaDo You KnowPotGlovesStupid Questions Author:Robert Schimmel
“It's just science fiction so it's allowed to be silly, and childish, and stupid. It's just science fiction, so it doesn't have to make sense. It's just science fiction, so you must ask nothing more of it than loud noises and flashing lights.” LightAsksFictionStupidScience FictionSillyNoiseMake SenseLoudBeing SillyLoud NoisesFlashing Lights Author:Isaac Asimov
“By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.” PeopleIdeasAsksGamesHavensStupidExpertsClueStupid Questions Author:Chris Boardman
“If I wanted you to get a job, I would ask you to get a job. I'm also not stupid. I'm not going to overwork myself. If I have to chase the money, then I can't do this no more. That's not what I signed up for. I didn't sign up to tire myself out.” IfsI CanWantedJobsAsksStupidTireNot StupidOverwork Author:Fetty Wap
“Constraint theory asks: What is the price for doing this? Now one way around constraint theory is declaring your enemy crazy. Crazy and stupid are not concepts used in forecasting. When people say they're really stupid or they're crazy, that's laziness. That means I don't want to think through their position or about what they're really going to do.” PeopleThinkingWayWantMeanUsedAsksEnemyCrazyStupidPositionTheoryConceptsOne WayLazinessConstraintsDeclaringReally StupidForecasting Author:George Friedman
“The more people figure this [liberalism a special kind of stupid] out, the more people that see it and are turned off by it, the more people who find it objectionable, the more people who ask, "Gee, what kind of people," the better off we're gonna be.” PeopleKindAsksSpecialStupidFiguresLiberalismBetter OffTurned Off Author:Rush Limbaugh
“I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.” ThinkingWayLooksAsksSexMorningStupidBedWake UpMirrorsSymbolsEvery MorningSex Symbol Author:Antonio Banderas
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” PeopleIfsKindHumorFunnyAsksStupidSmartIntelligentIntelligenceStupidityFavouriteStupid PeopleSmart PeopleDilbertStupid QuestionsPeople StupidityStupidity And Intelligence Author:Scott Adams
“I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!” ThinkingAsksDifferencesCourageKnowingStupidDumbNot KnowingDitzy Author:Jessica Simpson
“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.” KnowsAsksEasyDifficultAnswersMorningStupidBattleTenSevenEveningThirtyWhere You AreFifteenDaddySlamBrakeStupid QuestionsDifficult Questions Author:Douglas Adams
“If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?” IfsLooksPlayGirlAsksStupidIntelligentDon't Give UpStupid QuestionsStupid Girl Author:Marilyn Monroe