Best stupid & problem Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Let’s suppose that rain washes out a picnic. Who is feeling negative? The rain? Or you? What’s causing the negative feeling? The rain or your reaction? When you bump your knee against a table, the table’s fine. It’s busy being what it was made to be – a table. The pain is in your knee, not in the table. The mystics keep trying to tell us that reality is all right. Reality is not problematic. Problems exist only in the human mind. We might add: in the stupid, sleeping human mind.”

Source: Awareness: Conversations with the Masters

“When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.”

Ifs Problem Beautiful Faces Easy Stupid Intelligent Beautiful You You Are Beautiful

Author:Nawal El Saadawi

“There is still in many schools complete misapprehension that children with reading difficulties are stupid. It is so easy to teach a child that they're dumb. There needs to be a recognition that you need different ways to teach children who have got reading problems.”

Way Needs Children Stills Different Problem School Reading Easy Teach Stupid Difficulty Recognition Dumb Different Ways

Author:Jackie French

“Censorship, in my opinion, is a stupid and shallow way of approaching the solution to any problem.”

Way Problem Opinion Stupid Solutions Censorship Shallow

Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower

“I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.”

Problem Stupid Drug Athlete Cocaine

Author:Robin Williams

“When you look at obesity in the United States, clearly it is not a bunch of stupid people. It has nothing to do with intelligence. Sometimes people who are dealing with issues of obesity and compulsive eating know more than I will ever know about nutrition, metabolism, and exercise, because they have studied it. But clearly the real problem, and therefore the real solution, is on another level of consciousness, and that is where the spiritual work comes in.”

“I say stupid white men are always the problem. That's never going to change.”

Men Problem White Stupid White Man

Author:Michael Moore

“The problem is, is when your focus is created by a crisis, then the frontal lobe shuts down essentially, the frontal cortex which is your intuitive intelligence. So you get very clever and very stupid in a crisis. Also, you pump adrenalin into your body from what you - physiologically you'll crash.”

Problem Body Focus Stupid Crisis Your Body Clever Crash Intuitive Pumps Very Clever Very Stupid

Author:David Allen

“Stupid people can cause problems, but it usually takes brilliant people to create a real catastrophe.”

People Real Problem Causes Stupid Brilliant Catastrophe Stupid People

Author:Thomas Sowell

“Frame is a good enough piece of software that there are actually rewards to taking an intelligent and formal approach to your problem. But if you want to be stupid, you can think of Frame as a version of Microsoft Word with most of the bugs taken out.”

Ifs Thinking Want Enough Problem Taken Pieces Stupid Approach Intelligent Rewards Versions Good Enough Software Formal Bugs Microsoft Microsoft Word

Author:Philip Greenspun

“The problem with movies and books is they make evil look glamorous, exciting, when it's no such thing. It's boring and it's depressing and it's stupid. Criminals are all after cheap thrills and easy money, and when they get them, all they want is more of the same, over and over. They're shallow, empty, boring people who couldn't give you five minutes of interesting conversation if you had the piss-poor luck to be at a party full of them. Maybe some can be monkey-clever, some of the time, but they aren't hardly ever smart.”

Source: From the Corner of His Eye: A Novel

“Man is the only animal for whom his own stupid existence is a problem which he has to try in vain to solve.”

Men Trying Problem Animal Existence Stupid Solve Vain

Author:William C. Brown

“This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are ... bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin' to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin' it go.”

Way Problem Mother Sound Saws Journey Stupid Goes On Drivers Get Back Bus Vehicle Sopranos Bus Driver

Author:James Gandolfini

“The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.”

People World Problem Stupid Stupid People

Author:Carlos Mencia

“I know just enough about thermodynamics to understand that if it takes too much fossil-fuel energy to create ethanol, that's a very stupid way to solve an energy problem.”

Ifs Knows Way Enough Problem Energy Too Much Stupid Solve Fuel Fossils Fossil Fuel Thermodynamics Very Stupid Ethanol

Author:Charlie Munger

“As an actor you're only supposed to be a lover. I am a romantic hero though I don't like that tag. With all the hardships, problems, illness, goodness, badness, awards and money... an actor will always be a lover. And a lover makes mistakes. You'll be silly, nonsensical and stupid.”

Problem Actors Mistake Stupid Hero Lovers Goodness Illness Silly Supposed To Be Making Mistakes Hardship Awards Tag Badness Nonsensical Being Silly

Author:Shahrukh Khan

“Even with the most stupid video games, kids learn more about learning than they ever did before, because they want to learn codes and moves before other kids figure them out. They're motivated to seek out someone or search the Net for help. A student who makes a video game has to solve mathematical problems to make special effects happen on the screen.”

Want Helping Problem Happens Kids Moving Games Special Effects Stupid Figures Students Solve Screens Video Mathematical Code Motivated Special Effects Mathematical Problems

Author:Seymour Papert

“The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings and loans? Not enough savings, too many stupid loans, okay In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.'”

Enough Facts Problem Names Nations Stupid Changed Okay Saving Mutual Screws Loan Savings Screw You

Author:Jay Leno

“Commercial roadways in communities that lack zoning laws, for example, are often an aesthetic nightmare not because of insufficient competition, and not because merchants are stupid or lack taste. Rather, the problem is that any individual merchant's sign won't be noticed unless it's bigger and more garish than those of rival merchants.”

Problem Law Individual Community Stupid Example Taste Bigger Competition Nightmare Aesthetic Rivals Merchants Insufficient

Author:Bob Frank

“Donald Trump is not stupid. He knows exactly what he's saying. And he's just saying out there - I mean, forget about Muslims. He said I could go down on Fifth Avenue in New York and shoot someone in the face and people - and the voters will have no problem with it. This transcends any kind of religion and any kind of belief. This is actually an offense and attack on human values. He's just saying out there I will shoot people in the face and people wouldn't care.”

People Knows Humans Kind Mean Said Problem Care Faces Values Belief Forget Stupid New York Trump Voters Offense No Problem Fifth Avenues Just Saying Human Values Not Stupid Fifth Avenue

Author:Bassem Youssef

“I'm not a firm believer of "mo' money mo' problems" - I think that's stupid. I think it's that problems are already there that can be exacerbated by more things you don't understand.”

Thinking Problem Stupid Believer Firm

Author:Chuck D

“Otherwise, I think the building can be bigger, larger, and the city can be much more crazy. The problem is the government structure is so deadly stupid, not really solving problems but creating a lot of problems itself every day.”

Thinking Problem Government Cities Crazy Stupid Building Creating Bigger Structure Problem Solving

Author:Ai Weiwei

“George W. Bush is a person who is totally disinterested in the world, uneducated. I'm not saying he's stupid. I don't think he's stupid. He's crafty as hell, but he projects well on television. And that's the real big problem. He is the perfect "what, me worry?" president.”

Thinking World Wells Persons Real Problem Bigs President Perfect Worry Hell Stupid Television Projects Big Problems Uneducated Disinterested Crafty

Author:Robert Scheer

“It was the same with Schumacher: the need for the adrenaline rush, to push himself to the limit was always there. So without a Formula One car to race with he went on to do motorcycle racing and other stupid things, and obviously that wasn't enough to keep him happy, so he had a problem to sort out and returning to racing was his answer to the problem.”

Needs Enough Problem Answers Race Car Stupid Limits Formulas Racing Motorcycle Adrenaline Stupid Things Formula One Adrenaline Rush Schumacher

Author:Niki Lauda

“A lot of my own problems are because I'm so financially irresponsible. I'm so stupid when it comes to money. And I'm ashamed of it.”

Problem Stupid Ashamed

Author:Eef Barzelay

“We cannot solve the problems of America if every time somebody somewhere says something stupid, that everybody gets up in arms and we forget about the war in Iraq or we forget about the economy.”

War Problem Forget Economy Stupid

Author:Barack Obama

“The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.”

World Giving Problem Eye Today Stupid Property Private Property Thrift

Author:George Carlin

“Young people never do have a clue. There are some young people that do, but they've always been the exception. They always all grow up at some point. The problem is that they're all being indoctrinated by stupid leftists.”

People Problem Young Grows Growing Up Stupid Exception Clue Leftists

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“Memo to Congress: America's problem is not that government is too small. It's the spending, stupid!”

Problem Government America Stupid Congress Spending Memos

Author:Bob Beauprez

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”

Problem Humor School Funny Party Stupid Republican Humorous Democrat Bushism Beyond A Reasonable Doubt

Author:Dan Quayle

“I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.”

Feels Firsts Problem Stupid Like You Grades You Re Stupid

Author:Amy Sedaris

“I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way...I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!”

World Way Feels Littles Whole Problem Understanding Pay Attitude Nice Stupid Negative Fairs Mood Shoulders My Way Hopeful Being Nice Chips Bad Mood Attitude Problem

Book:Crackpot: The Obsessions of

Source: Crackpot: The Obsessions of

“A stupid ruler is much more of a problem than an insane one.”

Problem Stupid Insane Rulers

Book:Dragon Blood

Source: Dragon Blood

“People are more open about seeking help these days. They recognise the fact that the alternative to having a shrink is that you bore your friends stupid. So I figured that I might as well give someone 100 bucks an hour to hear my woes. At least someone can make a living out of listening to my tedious problems.”

People Giving Wells Facts Helping Problem Might Hours Stupid Listening Seeking Alternatives These Days Bores Woe Shrinks Bucks Recognise Tedious Seeking Help

Author:Hugh Laurie

“I need you to be clever, Bean. I need you to think of solutions to problems we haven't seen yet. I want you to try things that no one has ever tried because they're absolutely stupid.”

Thinking Want Needs Trying Problem Havens Stupid Solutions Clever I Want You Need You Beans I Need You Solution To A Problem Ender Enders Game Ender Wiggin

Book:The Ender Quintet

Source: The Ender Quintet

“Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.”

Source: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“That's how we slide, and while we slide we blame the world's problems on colonialism, imperialism, capitalism, corporatism, stupid white men, and America, but there's no need to make a brand name of blame. Individual self-interest: that's the source of our descent, and it doesn't start in the boardrooms or the war rooms either. It starts in the home.”

Source: A Fraction of the Whole

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