“The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid.” IfsCareJobsSimpleAudienceLaughingStupidFunctionDrunkComicLaughedStraightforward Author:Marcus Brigstocke
“Muhammad was a jackass. People who believe in him are stupid. Let us call a spade as spade. These people must be laughed at. They, and their screwball prophet have to be ridiculed not respected. Let them cringe, let them wince, let them agonize. We must demolish this fetish and break the shackles of these wretched people. They must be set free and the only way to do that is to demolish their fetish.” PeopleWayBelieveBreakStupidProphetLaughedWretchedMuhammadShacklesFetishCringeSpadesJackassesDemolishWince Author:Ali Sina
“Too much of my family has messed with drugs. Addiction might be in my genes, so I ain't never tryin' it. It's something you can't control, and I don't like things I can't control. I worked too hard to have it taken away for something stupid. I ain't gonna be laughed at the way I used to laugh at those crackheads.” WayI CanHardMightUsedLaughingTakenToo MuchStupidDrugMy FamilyAddictionLaughedGenesDrug AddictionDrug AddictCrackheads Author:Edgerrin James
“Ripred sighed. 'I suppose so. You and I seem to end up doing everything. Shall we say four members for each delegation?' 'Why not?' Luxa said. 'Four can be as stupid as ten. No need to crowd the room.' Ripred laughed. 'You know, I think you an I are going to get on famously.” ThinkingKnowsNeedsSaidEndsSeemsRoomsFourStupidTenMembersCrowdsWhy NotLaughedDelegationRipred Author:Suzanne Collins