“Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office.” YearsLastsFormInterestTaxesOfficeChecksStatementsIdiotLast YearEmbarrassingFilesDrawersVisaSummaryReceiptsFoilsAluminumMileageAluminum Foil Author:Cathy Guisewite
“I did not worry about what a man or woman personally believed, but the nation's official religion should be outwardly practiced by all its citizens. A religion was a political statement. Being a Calvinist, a papist, a Presbyterian, an Anglican labeled a person's philosophy on education, taxes, poor relief, and other secular things. The nation needed an accepted position on such concerns. Hence the fines for not outwardly conforming to the national church.” MenShouldPersonsPhilosophyPoliticalNationsChurchPoorWorryPositionFineNeededCitizensTaxesConcernAcceptedStatementsOfficialsReliefSecularConformPresbyterians Book:Elizabeth I Source: Elizabeth I
“The same government that requires a taxpaying citizen to document every statement on his tax return decrees that questioning a welfare applicant demeans and humiliates him.” GovernmentReturnCitizensTaxesStatementsWelfareQuestioningDocumentsDecreeHumiliateTax Returns Author:Ronald Reagan
“The financial disclosure statements, they don't give you the tax rate. They don't give you all the details that tax returns would.” GivingReturnTaxesRateFinancialDetailsStatementsDisclosureTax Returns Author:Hillary Clinton
“A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'” PeopleIfsKnowsLittlesWholeJobsGenerationsStreetsTaxesAppreciateStatementsHeyWorking ItWeedKnow MeEmbarrassingUp To YouAccountantsGreat JobSnl Author:Kevin Nealon
“So, for instance, let me make this clear: You know I signed a statement. I will not raise taxes on anybody. I don't want to raise taxes on the American people.” PeopleKnowsWantClearTaxesLet MeRaisesStatementsInstance Author:Mitt Romney