“The Hawaii Police Department gave me a citation for sleeping in my car. I went to the courthouse wearing a NASA tee-shirt and checked out the courtroom where I was supposed to go to for my future citation hearing. Much to my surprise, I walked in on the Mauna Kea protectors court hearing that I had no idea was taking place! I could see everyone looking at the NASA tee-shirt I was wearing and I was asked to leave by the court attendant. I told him it was public hearing and I was staying! I am a Mauna Kea protector also and I had only wore the NASA tee-shirt that day because it was the only clean shirt I had. I never bought the NASA tee-shirt, it was a gift from my daughter. Most of my tee-shirts say protect Mauna Kea!” NasaCourtroom DramaHawaii IslandMauna KeaTee ShirtCourthouseCourt HearingHawaii Police DepartmentProtect Mauna KeaWe Are Mauna Kea Author:Steven Magee
“Albert Einstein would have been funnier had he been photographed wearing a tee-shirt that said ‘Porn Star’!” ScienceScientistStarPornEinsteinAlbert EinsteinPorn StarTee ShirtFunnierPhotographed Wearing Author:Steven Magee
“I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.” BloodShirtsTiesJerryTeesTee Shirt Author:Kurt Cobain
“I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.” RocksBandShirtsAdvertisementsRock BandsAdvertising AgenciesTeesTee Shirt Author:Bridget Hall
“I'm focusing on quality versus quantity - a nicer tee-shirt with organic cotton and buying just one or two instead of five that are cheaper but made with GMO cotton, which is hard on Earth, sewn by slave labor, shipped all the way from China on boats that use lots of oil and can kill whales with ship strikes and sold by (some) companies that could treat their” WayMadeTwoHardUseEarthQualityCompanyFiveLaborTreatsSlaveChinaOilStrikesShipsBoatShirtsJust OneBuyingQuantityVersusCheaperWhalesCottonTeesGmosSlave LaborTee Shirt Author:Kristin Bauer van Straten
“I can wear a suit, sweatpants, a long tee shirt, and a denim jacket all at the same time.” LongI CanSuitsShirtsJacketsTeesDenimSweatpantsTee Shirt Author:Tinie Tempah
“I mistrust the term graphic novel because it sounds like a good thing to put on a tee-shirt. That's why the French like them.” SoundTermNovelGood ThingsShirtsGraphicMistrustTeesGraphic NovelsTee Shirt Author:Terry Pratchett
“I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.” WantNeedsUseBarsShirtsBathroomSnacksDamsTeesTee Shirt Author:Rick Riordan
“You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed tee shirts. I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia.” KnowsHateBloodRocksI HateShirtsTiesJerryTeesTee Shirt Author:Kurt Cobain