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“In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.”

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Author:Robert Benchley

“You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food. So you are grateful.”

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Book:To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

Source: To the Ends of the Earth: The Selected Travels of Paul Theroux

“He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation.”

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Book:Monster in a Box

Source: Monster in a Box

“In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for flying and one hour to get to the airport.”

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Author:Neil H. McElroy

“If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?”

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Author:George Carlin

“Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car. You don't have to watch every second for cats, dogs, children, lights, road signs, ladies with baby carriages and citizens who drive out in the middle of the block against the lights. . . . Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven.”

“The Wright Brothers created the single greatest cultural force since the invention of writing. The airplane became the first World Wide Web, bringing people, languages, ideas, and values together.”

“Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.”

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Author:Mignon McLaughlin