“I shall take all the troubles of the past, all the disappointments, all the headaches, and I shall pack them in a bag and throw them in the East River.” PastTroubleRiversDisappointmentEastBagsPacksHeadache Author:Trygve Lie
“April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.” IfsGivingShouldGivenTroubleAdviceMonthsTaxesCorporationsBagsAprilAccountantsFilingDouchesDouche Bag Author:Ed Helms
“Like crime, terrorism is a fact of life. I grew up in Israel, where every unattended bag was a suspected bomb; when my family moved for a few years, it was to London in the early years of the Troubles.” YearsFactsTroubleCrimeGrewGrew UpMy FamilyMovedIsraelTerrorismLondonBombsBagsFacts Of Life Author:Yochai Benkler