“Me and my shadow Strolling down the avenue Oh, me and my shadow Not a soul to tell our troubles to And when it's twelve o'clock we climb the stairs We never knock 'cause nobody's there Just me and my shadow All alone and feeling blue” SoulFeelingsCausesTroubleShadowBlueClockClimbsTwelveAvenuesStairsStrollingAll AloneFeeling Blue Author:Billy Rose
“You can have your own watch and always doubt it. If I had a watch I'd probably always be doubting it or the batteries would be dying. I just know that people always have trouble with their watches, and that's why I like public clocks.” PeopleIfsKnowsWould BeWatchesDoubtTroubleDyingClockBatteries Author:Ben Katchor
“In Texas a high school student was arrested for bringing what authorities thought was a bomb to school but turned out to be a clock. Now the kid is in bigger trouble for carrying a device that could bring Texas into the future.” KidsSchoolTroubleStudentsAuthorityHigh SchoolBiggerClockBombsDevicesTexasArrestedHigh School Students Author:Conan O'Brien
“Insomnia never comes to a man who has to get up exactly at six o'clock. Insomnia troubles only those who can sleep any time.” MenSleepTroubleSixGet UpClockInsomnia Author:Elbert Hubbard
“Once people couldn't trust the college game, some checked out the pro game, but that was in big trouble, too. We had no clock and a lot of faults. People looked at the slow pace and at big guys like George Mikan and said pro basketball was just for overgrown pituitary cases. Baseball and football were numbers one and two and pro basketball wasn't even in the same universe.” PeopleSaidTwoBigsGuyUniverseGamesNumbersCasesTroubleFootballCollegeBasketballBaseballFaultsClockPaceBig Guys Author:Dolph Schayes