“You can live in the dangerous ocean front home, you will find me living up the hill out of the tsunami zone.” HomeDangerousLivingLiveWavesTsunamiHillTsunamisOcean FrontTsunami Zone Author:Steven Magee
“Yes, an actual full-sized camel. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt. Where did the camel come from, you ask? I may have mentioned Walt’s collection of amulets. Two of them summoned disgusting camels. I’d met them before, so I was less than excited when a ton of dromedary flesh flew across my line of sight, plowed into the sphinx, and collapsed on top of it. The sphinx growled in outrage as it tried to free itself. The camel grunted and farted. “Hindenburg,” I said. Only one camel could possibly fart that badly. “Walt, why in the world—?” “Sorry!” he yelled. “Wrong amulet!” The technique worked, at any rate. The camel wasn’t much of a fighter, but it was quite heavy and clumsy. The criosphinx snarled and clawed at the floor, trying unsuccessfully to push the camel off; but Hindenburg just splayed his legs, made alarmed honking sounds, and let loose gas. I moved to Walt’s side and tried to get my bearings.” FunnySunHumourDestructionRebelliousEarthquakesSurviveSerpentFunny And RandomRiotsSnakeRaTornadoSadie KaneCarter KaneFloodsRiordanTsunamisGiant Snake Book:The Serpent's Shadow Source: The Serpent's Shadow
“You might think that, by now, people would have become accustomed to the idea of natural catastrophes. We live on a planet that is still cooling and which has fissures and faults in its crust; this much is accepted even by those who think that the globe is only six thousand years old, as well as by those who believe that the earth was "designed" to be this way. Even in such a case, it is to be expected that earthquakes will occur and that, if they occur under the seabed, tidal waves will occur also. Yet two sorts of error are still absolutely commonplace. The first of these is the idiotic belief that seismic events are somehow "timed" to express the will of God. Thus, reasoning back from the effect, people will seriously attempt to guess what sin or which profanity led to the verdict of the tectonic plates. The second error, common even among humanists, is to borrow the same fallacy for satirical purposes and to employ it to disprove a benign deity.” EarthReligionAtheismHumanismEarthquakesIntelligent DesignTheodicyNatural Disasters20042005Plate TectonicsTsunamis2004 Earthquake And TsunamiYoung Earth Creationism Author:Christopher Hitchens