“My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not interested. There are very few aesthetic types that I have, and people who look like that are not always necessarily good for me.” PeopleLooksTypeJokesSuitsParisAestheticNot InterestedBowieBalconies Author:Jen Kirkman
“Of course, there are the old hardcore teacher types like me who sit around and tell jokes, realizing, what's the difference anyway - it's all timeless.” CoursesRealizingDifferencesTeacherBuddhismTypeJokesLike MeAll TimeTimelessRamaHardcore Author:Frederick Lenz
“I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.” ThinkingKindStuffTypeJokesOne LinerGoofyCerebral Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“When two terms belong to the same category, it is proper to construct conjunctive propositions embodying them. Thus a purchaser may say that he bought a left-hand glove and a right- hand glove, but not that he bought a left-hand glove, a right- hand glove, and a pair of gloves. 'She came home in a flood of tears and a sedan-chair' is a well known joke based on the absurdity of conjoining terms of different types. Now the dogma of the Ghost in the Machine does just this. It maintains that there exist both bodies and minds.” MindWellsMayDoeTwoDifferentHomeBodyHandsLeftTermKnownTearsTypeJokesMachinesGhostChairsPairsCategoriesDogmaFloodAbsurdityConstructsWell KnownPropositionsMind And BodyGlovesLeft HandPurchasers Book:The Concept of Mind Source: The Concept of Mind
“In real life I'm the type of girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. I'm very serious when it comes to work, but I like to make jokes and have a good laugh and make fun of myself.” RealGirlFunLaughingSeriousTypeJokesReal LifeGood LaughType Of Girl Author:Gal Gadot
“There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one of your jokes. If someone says something really funny, I've never seen a comedian abuse them, you always sort of tip your hat a little bit if they nail it.” IfsTryingLittlesTwoShowsBitsTypeLittle BitJokesAbuseAddComedianHatsNailsHecklersHeckling Author:Jim Jefferies
“I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.” LooksGuyRaceLaughingCuttingTypeTasteJokesCleanPlentyDumbDiverseJacketsBeardLeatherType Of GuyLeather Jackets Author:Sasha Grey
“I'm not the type that would ask for a number or ask him on a date, but I have approached a guy. I probably would tell a joke or say, "You're really cute."” GuyAsksNumbersTypeJokesCuteReally Cute Author:Jhene Aiko
“I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.” LittlesHappensBitsDarkLaughingTypeLittle BitJokesSense Of HumorGroundedTwistedDark HumorMake Me Laugh Author:Rockmond Dunbar
“When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are dying. The next show, I try to repeat it, I can't do it. Because with the first audience that was our moment. It can't happen the same way again. We were all there: a certain type of people were at that show and we all got it.” PeopleWayTryingFirstsI CanDoneMomentsShowsHappensCertainNextBitsAudienceStageDyingTypeJokesPerformingRepeatsOne Time Author:J. B. Smoove