“People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"” PeopleWayWantKindKidsUsedMotherAudienceBloodSonRedLettersBest WayMeatShirtsMy SonStains Author:Ozzy Osbourne
“[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the man who cuts our grass."' I've had that line forever and I love it.” PeopleMenLongDoneStoriesKidsUsedLinesWhiteForeverGrowing UpCuttingGrowingHe ManLong TimeJokesYeahMajorityScaryUsed To BeGrassLong Time AgoLatinoGrandkidsScary Stories Author:George Lopez
“When I was a little kid, my mother and I used to watch the Golden Globes and I would dress up and she would get sparkling apple cider and we would make a tray of hors doeuvres and watch it together. And I would get up and make a pretend speech.” LittlesKidsTogetherUsedMotherWatchesSpeechDressesGoldenGet UpApplesGlobesLittle KidSparklingTraysCiderApple Cider Author:Lea Michele
“I used to do skits for my mom... and I was always entertaining as a kid.” KidsUsedMomMy MomEntertainingSkit Author:Leah Remini
“When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.” ThinkingFeelsHomeKidsUsedStepsLaughingCryMomDadFitMy MomSillyStep Dad Author:Courteney Cox
“My mum always used to say to me that, out of her three boys, 'Chris, you were the girl!' I'd speak to her about far more things (than my brothers would) and far more things than she needed to hear about, too. I was a chatty kid.” KidsUsedGirlThreeSpeakBoysBrotherNeededMy BrotherMum Author:Chris Hemsworth
“I just think people are so used to seeing me on shows like Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars, which are more geared toward teens. But in reality, I could have a 12-year-old kid.” PeopleThinkingYearsLittlesShowsRealityKidsUsedSeeingVampireLiarsTeensDiariesVampire Diaries Author:Torrey DeVitto
“In 1980 I was a red kid and no one could have said anything bad about the Soviet Union. At least this is how my grandfather used to remember me. Around 1981, I became a pro-capitalist person and it stuck.” PersonsSaidKidsRememberUsedRedUnionsStuckSovietCapitalistGrandfatherSoviet UnionMy GrandfatherRemember Me Author:Lubos Motl
“At home I used to spend calm, pleasant nights with my family. My mother knit scarves for the neighborhood kids. My father helped Caleb with his homework. There was a fire in the fireplace and peace in my heart, as I was doing exactly what I was supposed to be doing, and everything was quiet. I have never been carried around by a large boy, or laughed until my stomach hurt at the dinner table, or listened to the clamor of a hundred people all talking at once. Peace is restrained; this is free.” PeopleHeartHomeKidsUsedMotherNightFatherHurtTalkingBoysFireMy HeartQuietHundredMy FamilyTablesCalmDinnerSupposed To BePleasantNeighborhoodStomachLaughedHomeworkDinner TableClamorScarvesFireplacesCaleb Author:Veronica Roth
“It used to take me forever to read and comprehend stuff, so I decided not to make the 'Captain Underpants' books too challenging. Don't get me wrong - the humor and ideas are often sophisticated - but the books aren't hard to read. I wanted kids who hate reading to find these books irresistible.” BookIdeasHardKidsWantedUsedHateReadingStuffChallengesForeverDecidedTake MeSophisticatedCaptainsIrresistibleUnderpants Author:Dav Pilkey
“I used to beat up kids and bite kids and do stuff all the time.” KidsUsedStuffBeatsBites Author:Russell Wilson
“When I was a little kid I used to go on the playground and say: today I will shoot like Bird, pass like Magic, jump like Mike, be quick like Zeke. I am thankful to them, since without seeing them do things they did, I wouldn't be in the NBA.” LittlesKidsTodayUsedSeeingMagicGoes OnBasketballBirdNbaLittle KidMikePlaygroundsI Am ThankfulLike Mike Author:Allen Iverson
“As a kid, I was a little self-conscious because I was so much taller than everyone. A bad habit of mine used to be slouching. Eventually, I realized my height was something I couldn't control, so I might as well accept it. I've certainly turned it into a positive, because without my height I probably wouldn't be as good of a tennis player. It's a gift, and I've made something of it.” WellsLittlesMadeSelfMightKidsUsedAcceptingPlayerMinesHabitConsciousI RealizedUsed To BeHeightTennisSelf ConsciousBad HabitsTennis Player Author:John Isner
“I can't read music. Instead, I'd do stuff inside the piano, do harmonics and all kinds of crazy things. They used to put me in these annual piano contests down at Long Beach City College, and two years in a row, I won first prize - out of like 5,000 kids!” YearsFirstsKindLongI CanTwoKidsUsedStuffCitiesCrazyCollegeAll KindsBeachPianoPrizeTwo YearsContestsAnnualsCrazy ThingsLong Beach Author:Eddie Van Halen
“Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.” WayKidsYoungUsedBrainSurgeryBrain Surgery Author:Tom T. Hall