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“I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.” HumorHobbiesGeekChick LitFelicia DayThe GuildVaginal Fantasy Book:You're Never Weird on the Internet Source: You're Never Weird on the Internet