“I don't like dirty. That's why I hate cigarettes. A little bit of alcohol is O.K., but no drugs. And I like to sleep alone because I wake up, I walk around, I bring my computer with me to bed, I have a great time.” LittlesHateBitsSleepWalksDrugBedComputerLittle BitI HateWake UpAlcoholDirtyCigaretteGreat Times Author:Jean Pigozzi
“The pigeons are shitting on George M. Cohan. I shoo them off. They fly up and perch on his hat. Cohan would've never given his regards to Broadway if he saw how dirty they kept his statue in Duffy Square. New Yorkers walk right by. Nobody cares.” IfsCareGivenWalksSawsRegardDirtyHatsSquaresBroadwayStatuesNew YorkersPigeonsNobody Cares Book:The Autograph Hound: A Novel Source: The Autograph Hound: A Novel
“I like to get one pair of shoes and wear them till they're dirty. Besides, I don't walk - I glide, like butter. Float like a vampire. I'm like Louis Vuitton, but smoother. He wishes he were like me.” WishWalksShoesLike MeVampireDirtyPairsFloatsPair Of ShoesLouis Vuitton Author:Kid Cudi
“Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner either. You know, dust to dust, worms crawl in, worms crawl out, right Even though we know that, we still walk the walk, we still live the life. We're like a bunch of little kids. Little kids, you know, we jump in this big old pond of mud and we're slapping it all over our face, rubbing our hair all down our backs and we're making these glorious, gooey, mud pies. That's us.” KnowsLifeLittlesStillsBigsKidsFacesSexWalksHairBirthBunchDustMessLive LifeDirtyGloriousPieMudWormsLittle KidPondsCleanersSlappingDust To DustMud Pies Author:Andrew Schneider