“Nobody knows anything. I deal with people in all walks of life, some of whom should have some idea of what they're doing. And they're all clueless. It's astonishing that any bridges stay up, or that planes don't constantly plummet from the sky. It's heartening, in a strange way.” PeopleKnowsWayShouldIdeasWalksDealsSkyStrangeShould HaveBridgesPlanesAstonishingNobody KnowsWalks Of LifeClueless Author:Peter York
“I do not care for anything. I do not care to ride, for the exercise is too violent. I do not care to walk, walking is too strenuous. I do not care to lie down, for I should either have to remain lying, and I do not care to do that, or I should have to get up again, and I do not care to do that either. Summa summarum: I do not care at all.” ShouldCareLyingWalksWalkingExerciseShould HaveViolentGet UpEnnui Book:Either/or Source: Either/or
“I read, go for walks and I love to garden. My hands are such a mess. People think I should have movie star hands, but they're just gardening ones. Always slightly grubby and with a bit of dirt under the fingernails.” PeopleThinkingShouldHandsStarsBitsWalksGardenShould HaveMessGardeningDirtMovie StarFingernails Author:Amanda Donohoe
“I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.” PeopleThinkingShouldHumorFunnyWalksShould HaveTargetEntrances Author:Mitch Hedberg