“I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.” FeelsHumorHandsFunnyViewsWatchesCrySorryTopicsCouches Author:Zach Galifianakis
“If somebody says they don't watch the leaderboard, I don't buy that, I'm sorry. Because you've got to know where you are to know how to play.” IfsKnowsPlayWatchesKnow HowSorryWhere You AreI'm Sorry Author:Jack Nicklaus
“These are the things I learned: share everything, play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life. Learn some and think some and draw some and paint and sing and dance and play and work some every day. Take a nap every afternoon, and, when you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.” PeopleThinkingWorldPlayHandsTogetherFoundHurtWatchesShareColdDrawsFairsCleanSticksPaintSorryWarmMessAfternoonMilkBalancedTrafficCookiesNapsHolding HandsBalanced Life Author:Robert Fulghum