“I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.” KnowsTryingUseHumorLightFunnyUsedNightTurnsWaterNiceMiddleDatingGet UpBathroomTurn-onMiddle Of The NightFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“I moved into the garage at my mom's house, she wouldn't let me into the house, and the garage didn't have any running water. It did have electricity though, but it didn't have any running water, no bathroom. But, you know, it was great for me because I had my books there.” KnowsBookRunningHouseWaterMomLet MeMovedMy MomElectricityBathroomGarageRunning Water Author:Luis J. Rodriguez
“In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter"” ThinkingShouldFatherWaterDaughterDrinkingHip HopDamnMy DaughterBathroomCafesTap Water Author:Slug
“I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can't.” IfsI CanFacesWaterHairIf I CouldBathroomCombs Author:Charles Bukowski