“When it comes to being considered an adult I have three strikes against me. One, I barely reach five feet on a good day. Two, my round face, owl-like eyes, and tiny mouth give people the impression I’m some kind of haunted doll come to life. And three, my voice barely registers above the volume of flipping a book’s pages.” HumorHumourCheeseReverse HaremHaunted DollWhy Cheese Book:Why Cheese? Source: Why Cheese?