“Aggression, it's the next thing to war, except you don't get killed. Aggression is what you have every day with your wife. Aggression is what you have every day at the office. Box is a legalized form of aggression, where the ending is well-defined, the combat is well-delivered, and you got 10 rounds of two equally-sized fighters fighting aggressively to hurt each other.” WellsTwoWarFormFightingNextHurtWifeOfficeRoundsBoxesDefinedFighterCombatAggression Author:Ferdie Pacheco
“But in reading Shakespeare and in reading about Edward de Vere, it's quite apparent that when you read these works that whoever penned this body of work was firstly well-travelled, secondly a multi-linguist and thirdly someone who had an innate knowledge of the inner workings and the mechanisms of a very secret and paranoid Elizabethan court. Edward de Vere ticks those three boxes and many more. William of Stratford gave his wife a bed when he died [his second best bed].” WellsBodyThreeReadingSecretWifeBedDiedCourtBoxesMechanismInnateParanoidTickSecond BestLinguistsElizabethanReading Shakespeare Author:Rhys Ifans
“It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says Hey, you moving? Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.” MovingHouseStuffWifeWeekMy FriendsMovedBoxesMy WifeHeyPacksTruckHaulHey YouDrivewayU Haul Author:Bill Engvall