“I got tired of my taxes paying for exciting little wars around the world. Then I discovered that when I died, my wife would probably have to sell our house to pay for the taxes in America.” WorldLittlesWarAmericaHousePayWifeTaxesExcitingDiedSellsTiredMy WifeAround The World Author:Terry Gilliam
“My wife and I have been together for many years and that, to me, is like endlessly fascinating and endlessly confusing how to sustain all of the excitement from the front of our relationship, valuing that versus the comfort and knowing that she knows all of my flaws and still loves me. It's great, but certainly not as exciting as it was day one.” KnowsYearsHas BeensStillsTogetherKnowingWifeFrontsComfortExcitingMy WifeExcitementFascinatingFlawsOur RelationshipVersusConfusing Author:Mark Duplass
“I watched that new reality show on ABC with Charlie Gibson, 'America's Next Top Vice President.' ... Oh, what an exciting show that is! Did you see Sarah Palin's interview with Charlie Gibson? Did you all watch that? In fact, John McCain was watching it at home, and at one point, he turned to his wife and said, 'She looks really familiar.'” LooksSaidFactsShowsHomeRealityAmericaNextPresidentWatchesWifeExcitingVicesFamiliarInterviewsCharlieVice PresidentMccainPalinReality Shows Author:Jay Leno