“I am humbled by the nomination. I got to work with a cast and writers made up of geniuses. The good news is I can finally realize my life long dream and buy my wife a solid gold speed boat.” LongMadeI CanDreamRealizingWifeGeniusNewsGoldCastsMy WifeSpeedBoatGood NewsLong LifeNominationsEmmys Author:Will Arnett
“What would a man of God say, who felt aright, when Joseph asked him for his money? He would say, 'Yes, and I wish I had more to help to build up the Kingdom of God.' Or if he came and said 'I want your wife?' 'O Yes,' he would say, 'here she is, there are plenty more.' ... Did the Prophet Joseph want every man's wife he asked for? He did not... If such a man of God should come to me and say, 'I want your gold and silver, or your wives,' I should say, 'Here they are, I wish I had more to give you, take all I have got.'” IfsMenWantGivingShouldSaidHelpingWishFeltWifeGoldEvery ManKingdomsPlentyProphetSilverI Want YouKingdom Of GodPolygamyGold And SilverMan Of God Author:Jedediah M. Grant
“That I might live alone once with my gold! O, 'tis a sweet companion! kind and true: A man may trust it when his father cheats him, Brother, or friend, or wife. O wondrous pelf! That which makes all men false, is true itself.” MenKindMayMightFatherMoneyWifeSweetBrotherGoldCompanionCheatWondrous Book:Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated) Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated)
“the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.” MenGivingRomanceThreeCommonWifeModernMarriedGoldDatingMythRingsChainsBeing MarriedSingle ManMarried Man Author:Linda Sunshine
“Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.” TodayWifePlansFoolGoldProofCardsDeficitWipeJohn KerryFool Proof Author:Craig Kilborn
“My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely and set up dope stores the way that there are state-run liquor stores. You could get your Acapulco gold or your whatever it happened to be - your Augusta gold or your Bangor gold. And people would come from all the other states to buy it, and there could be a state tax on it. Then everybody in Maine could have a Cadillac.” PeopleWayStatesWould BeRunningWifeHappenedTaxesGoldAgreeMy WifeStoresReally GreatLiquorDopeMaineCadillacsAugustaLiquor StoresAcapulco Book:Bare bones: conversations on terror with Stephen King Source: Bare bones: conversations on terror with Stephen King
“I arrived home the other day, and it was just pouring rain out side so buy the time I get from the car to the front door I am soaked. I walk in side and take off my jacket and my wife says Is it raining out I couldn't help my self when I replied Nope, I had to take the gold fish for a walk. Here's your sign!” SelfHelpingHomeSidesWalksWifeDoorsCarFrontsRainGoldFishesMy WifeJacketsPouringFront DoorsPouring Rain Author:Bill Engvall