“The innocence of those who grind the faces of the poor, but refrain from pinching the bottoms of their neighbour's wives! The innocence of Ford, the innocence of Rockefeller! The nineteenth century was the Age of Innocence--that sort of innocence. With the result that we're now almost ready to say that a man is seldom more innocently employed than when making love.” MenAgeFacesPoorResultsWifeCenturyReadyBottomGreedLustInnocenceMaking LoveEmployedNeighbourGrindNineteenth CenturyRefrainPinchingLove Lust Book:The collected works of Aldous Huxley Source: The collected works of Aldous Huxley
“If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit” IfsGivingWifeGive MeFatsMaking LoveBiscuits Author:Clement Freud
“Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.” IfsSaidLastsFireWifeWeekMy WifeCooksMaking LoveChef Author:Rodney Dangerfield