“The generosity and compassion of Red Sox Nation, our players and the Red Sox Wives never cease to amaze, We were touched and inspired by the eagerness our fans showed to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina.” NationsCompassionWifePlayerFansRedVictimInspiredCeaseGenerosityTouchedHurricanesKatrinaEagernessHurricane Katrina Author:Larry Lucchino
“Of all the names Polygamy went by (so as not to exasperate the Gentile population and even some of the wives of the members' own bosoms any more than necessary) -- such as Pluralism, Plural or Celestial Wedlock, the Principle, the Doctrine, the New Covenant and the Gospel Dispensation of the Meridian of Consummate Time -- the latter was thought to be the least like waving a red flag in front of a bull. But as it was hard to remember and did not make instant or any other kind of sense, it was not much used.” KindHardRememberUsedNamesPrinciplesWifeFrontsMembersRedPopulationDoctrineInstantLatterFlagsBullsBosomsCovenantCelestialPolygamyPluralismGentilesWedlockRed Flags Author:Ardyth Kennelly
“My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.” EnjoyWifeDrinkRedWineGlassesMy WifeRed WineCheap Wine Author:Paul Henderson
“Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'” FactsNightWifeSecuritySpeechRedRaisedCampaignsChiefsCodeTomsSlogansHomelandYellingDeanRidgesHomeland Security Author:Jay Leno
“Without (my wife) Laurie, I would never be here right now, I know that. I would either be in a coffin, or stashed away doing a life sentence some place. Or running and hiding some place, if I was still alive. I'm certain I wouldn't be playing music. She's just been perfect for me. And she's a protector also; she protects me from myself, from temptations, and bad associations. She's constantly shielding me from walking the red hot coals of existing as a game.” IfsKnowsStillsRunningCertainGamesWomenPerfectAliveWifeWalkingRight NowProtectRedHotSentencesMy WifeTemptationHidingAssociationBad AssCoalPlaying MusicCoffinsProtectorRed HotPerfect For Me Author:Art Pepper