“John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'” WantSaidMatterTodayRichCuttingWifeTaxesHeyNutsShut UpTax CutsJohn Kerry Author:Jay Leno
“My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely and set up dope stores the way that there are state-run liquor stores. You could get your Acapulco gold or your whatever it happened to be - your Augusta gold or your Bangor gold. And people would come from all the other states to buy it, and there could be a state tax on it. Then everybody in Maine could have a Cadillac.” PeopleWayStatesWould BeRunningWifeHappenedTaxesGoldAgreeMy WifeStoresReally GreatLiquorDopeMaineCadillacsAugustaLiquor StoresAcapulco Book:Bare bones: conversations on terror with Stephen King Source: Bare bones: conversations on terror with Stephen King
“I got tired of my taxes paying for exciting little wars around the world. Then I discovered that when I died, my wife would probably have to sell our house to pay for the taxes in America.” WorldLittlesWarAmericaHousePayWifeTaxesExcitingDiedSellsTiredMy WifeAround The World Author:Terry Gilliam