“President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'” SaidPresidentWifeTrumpBirthPicksPresident ObamaKenyaCertificatesBirth Certificate Author:David Letterman
“Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife.” SaidTodayGuyRichWifeTrumpGayThirdsGay MarriageStanceAgainst Gay Marriage Author:Conan O'Brien
“At his campaign launch, Donald Trump apparently paid extras $50 to cheer for him at the rally. Trump said, 'Usually when I pay a person to like me, it's my wife.'” PersonsSaidPayWifeTrumpPaidMy WifeCampaignsLike MeExtrasCheer Author:Conan O'Brien
“It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over three wives.” YearsThreeTermWifeTrumpElectionPrimaries Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'” LittlesFourWifeWeekTrumpAverageToneBetter OffDeafSlogans Author:Bill Maher