“Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.” IfsBelievePlayFoundGamesWinningLosesMiracleFoolishWin Or Lose Author:Ozzy Osbourne
“Faith-healing is peculiar enough at the best of times, but applying it to football merits a special league of barking. Why would God bother to perform a miracle that enabled Sol Campbell to yell Oh holy Jesus, now I can win the ball in the air. It's been five years since I could defend from corners, brothers and sisters, it's a miracle.” YearsI CanEnoughJesusWinningHealingFiveAirSpecialFootballBrotherHolyBallsMiracleCornersManagersSoccerBotherLeagueMeritFive YearsPeculiarBrothers And SistersChairmanFaith Healing Author:Mark Steel
“That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.” MadeLastsWinningSeriousBasketballGardenMiracleBonesChickensNbaSecondsChoke Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“The making of miracles to edification was as ardently admired by pious Victorians as it was sternly discouraged by Jesus of Nazareth. Not that the Victorians were unique in this respect. Modern writers also indulge in edifying miracles though they generally prefer to use them to procure unhappy endings, by which piece of thaumaturgy they win the title of realists.” UseJesusWinningPiecesModernUniqueMiracleUnhappyTitlesDiscouragedIndulgeHappy EndingsRealistPiousIndulge InNazarethEdificationUnhappy Endings Book:The Mind of the Maker Source: The Mind of the Maker
“I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your spirit, it really is. And I actually cured jealousy in a very weird way - I cured it with mathematics. And I'm not a math person at all, but I've been with my wife for about seven years, so we have had sex probably, I'd like to think, like, 9 million times or, at least, 1,500. So, the way I figured it, if she goes out and screws some other guy once - I'm still winning.” IfsThinkingWayYearsPersonsStillsHumorFunnyUsedSpiritGuyWinningSexMillionsWifeHappenedMiracleMathematicsSevenCancerMy WifeMathUsed To BeJealousScrewsSeven YearsPlagueOther GuysBeing JealousNot Jealous Author:Marc Maron