“All I'm doing is I'm filling out my tax returns - or my accountants are, and I'm paying whatever I'm supposed to pay, though I'm giving away a large amount of the money and that probably lowers my tax rate because I'm giving away so much money. But change the law, but don't blame me for the law. I'm not writing the law. I didn't write the law.” GivingWritingLawPayReturnAmountTaxesBlameRateFillingAccountantsBlame MeTax ReturnsDon't Blame Me Author:David Rubenstein
“Writing checks to the IRS that include strings of zeros does not bother me ... Overall, we feel extraordinarily lucky to have been dealt a hand in life that enables us to write large checks to the government rather than one requiring the government to regularly write checks to us-say, because we are disabled or unemployed.” FeelsWritingDoeHas BeensHandsGovernmentBusinessLuckyTaxesChecksFinanceBotherStringsDisabledUnemployedIrs Author:Warren Buffett
“Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.” KnowsNeedsWritingTwoTaxesChinaChecksTwo ThingsAprilDeadline Author:David Letterman