“Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.” IfsKnowingGalaxy Author:Adam Rex
“We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.” IfsWorldLittlesPersonsMadeThreeHoursFourWeekStupidFineBedArgumentTwentiesMade ItBordersNot SureMarryingArizonaBickering Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
“There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.” IfsWantLooksKnownMomBottomExpectedFundEggsSpidersUnderwearRainyRainy DayDrawersPanty Hose Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
“The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?” IfsWant Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
