“The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.” FirstsEndsThreeLevelsWeekAcceptanceFirst TimeFollowingLocalsGrantedApplicationFillingMembershipInitiateSnacksInitiationFreemanLodges Author:Adam Rex
“YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.” StillsDifferentFacesThreeRoomsLaughingWrittenCarLettersSizeComparisonPoundsBubblesRight PlaceSuperstarSeventeenSmileySmiley FaceGratuity Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
“We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.” IfsWorldLittlesPersonsMadeThreeHoursFourWeekStupidFineBedArgumentTwentiesMade ItBordersNot SureMarryingArizonaBickering Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
