“Sorry I'm late," Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late.” SchoolFunnyTeacherLatePapers Book:Cold Cereal Source: Cold Cereal
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” FunnyWomenAunt Book:Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story Source: Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story
“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.” FunnyCarsSneaky Book:Cold Cereal Source: Cold Cereal