“Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.' We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.” KindSaidConversationSingingGave UpPumpkin Author:Adam Rex
“We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.” SaidUseFoundAliensBathroom Book:The True Meaning of Smekday Source: The True Meaning of Smekday
“[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the writing? It says ''BullShake Party Patrol.'' Yes. Whatnow?” WritingSaidLightFoundSidesPartyCarPoliceYeahPolice Cars Author:Adam Rex
“Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.” LooksSaidUseYoungCausesCrazyExtrasSane Author:Adam Rex
“What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.” SaidLeftCanadaHoney Author:Adam Rex
