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Alan Abel

Alan Abel Biography

Writer

Alan Abel, born in 1930, is an accomplished writer whose works span various literary genres, known for his unique style and profound insights.

Alan Abel, born in 1930, is an accomplished writer whose works span various literary genres, known for his unique style and profound insights.

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“I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of people for billions of dollars, it's just unbelievable what he got away with and how long it took for him to be exposed. A guy like that should be hanged.”

People Should Believe Looks Long Stories Guy Millions Dollars Billions Newspapers Exposed Unbelievable Madoff

Author:Alan Abel

“We're a nation of sheep. If you go out and look up at the sky, people around you will start looking up at the sky.”

People Ifs Looks Nations Sky Look Up Sheep

Author:Alan Abel

“I once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the base of the spine so that people could have a tripod to sit on while waiting in line, and it was taken seriously.”

People Waiting Lines Taken Arms Thirds Plastic San Francisco Columns Spine Chronicles Waiting In Line Tripods

Author:Alan Abel

“My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.”

Wife Judging Claims Committed My Wife Zero Credibility

Author:Alan Abel

“Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondled it for about five minutes and then sent it back. I told her I couldn't accept money from strangers.”

People Wanted Animal Accepting Five Minutes Stranger Checks Naked California Clothings Five Minutes Santa Barbara Santa Barbara

Author:Alan Abel

About the Author

Born: 1930
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 5

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