“We're a nation of sheep. If you go out and look up at the sky, people around you will start looking up at the sky.” Quote by Alan Abel
“I once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the base of the spine so that people could have a tripod to sit on while waiting in line, and it was taken seriously.” PeopleWaitingLinesTakenArmsThirdsPlasticSan FranciscoColumnsSpineChroniclesWaiting In LineTripods Author:Alan Abel
“My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.” WifeJudgingClaimsCommittedMy WifeZeroCredibility Author:Alan Abel
“Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondled it for about five minutes and then sent it back. I told her I couldn't accept money from strangers.” PeopleWantedAnimalAcceptingFiveMinutesStrangerChecksNakedCaliforniaClothingsFive MinutesSantaBarbaraSanta Barbara Author:Alan Abel
“When astrology was conceived, all of the celestial bodies were in different places. So if you're a Sagittarius now, I guess you would have been a Capricorn 2,000 years ago.” IfsYearsHas BeensDifferentBodyYears AgoAstrologyCelestialDifferent PlaceCelestial BodiesCapricornsSagittarius Author:Seth MacFarlane
“In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.” FilmDirectorsFeaturesDocumentariesFilm DirectorsDocumentary FilmsFilm DirectingDirecting Film Author:Alfred Hitchcock
“I think New York has the most diverse and best quality representation of so many different cuisines at all levels.” ThinkingDifferentLevelsQualityNew YorkDiverseRepresentationCuisine Author:Bobby Flay
“I seem to respond most to places that are more cosmopolitan because of my Manhattan upbringing. Some of the major international cities I've visited, like Madrid, Rome and London, have a lot of similarities and "New York" elements while ... having their own flavor.” SeemsCitiesNew YorkElementsMajorsInternationalLondonRomeFlavorUpbringingManhattanSimilarityMadrid Author:Bobby Flay
“I'd love to visit Thailand just for the street food and the energy of a city like Bangkok.” EnergyCitiesStreetsThailandBangkok Author:Bobby Flay
“I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.” WrittenMiseryMemoir Author:Caitlin Moran