“I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.” SportsFriction Author:Alan Kotok
“It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.” HardLosesCompanyWeightDiningLose Weight Author:Alan Kotok
“I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.” RunningSuspiciousTransportation Author:Alan Kotok
