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“Let's just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm just a girl in the world.”

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.”

Attitude Dating Ya Pick Up Lines Comebacks

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“It's one of those dumb days where nothing's really wrong but nothing's really right either and the sky can't even choose to be white or gray.”

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.”

Identity Personality Ya Inside Ourselves

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“Ceaseless. Almost too much for this small frame. You make me part of the sky.”

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.”

Humor Funny Periods High School Ya Lol Menstruation Gym Class

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.”

Fighting Ya Sarcasm Spiders Humorous Quotes Fights Fiesty

Book:Anatomy of a Misfit

Source: Anatomy of a Misfit

“I'm not sure why anyone on the face of the planet would want to use a bow and arrow. I mean, it seems like a fairly limited field of expertise and usefulness. Unless your name is Katniss.”

Archery Katniss Everdeen

Book:Liberty: The Spy Who (Kind of) Liked Me

Source: Liberty: The Spy Who (Kind of) Liked Me

“My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that's just about all I want to do.”

Age Age Difference

Book:Hick

Source: Hick

“I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he's got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don't think the hero is supposed to be doing this.”

Age Age Difference

Book:Hick

Source: Hick