“I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you something - black folks was never worried about anthrax because, half the time, we don't open our mail no way. We might think that's a bill. We might hold it to the light and go, 'That's a red slip.' If you want to get us with anthrax, put that in a Jay-Z CD. That's how you get us.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsWayWantLightMightBlackWhiteHalfRedLet MeBillsFolksCome UpCarefulNervousWorriedBe CarefulSlipsMailCdsAriesAnthrax Author:Aries Spears
“We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being racist. My best friend is black... He's also my chauffeur, but he's my best friend.” PeopleFirstsLittlesBitsBlackWhiteLittle BitRacistIncapableMy Best FriendChauffeurs Author:Aries Spears
“The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.” PeopleAudienceConnections Author:Aries Spears
“I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're rich. I'm not rich, but I'm far from broke. I'm what you call a 'thousandaire.'” PeopleFunnyCareersRichComedyTvsAssumingBrokeFrustratingMillionaire Author:Aries Spears
