“I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You gotta bring back a ball, a hat or something. You can't just give away that sh*t for free.'” IfsGivingLongSaidSleepMarriedBallsMadAthleteHatsFanaticsJordanFunny Marriage Author:Aries Spears
“I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.” ThinkingLittlesLongShowsTermGreaterMaterialsBarsSubstance Author:Aries Spears
