“I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't get mad, as long as you got something signed. You gotta bring back a ball, a hat or something. You can't just give away that sh*t for free.'”
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Aries Spears
Aries Spears, born on April 3, 1975, is an American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and slapstick performances. He has gained fame through appearances in television shows, movies, and comedy specials. more
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