“If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.” IfsWantLongFallForeverLong TimeGardenFalling In LoveDrunkGardeningShort TimeWant To Be Happy Author:Arthur Smith
“The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.” FunnyFallCoursesWaterComedySwimming Author:Arthur Smith
“I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.” PlayFallHalfSixBrokeNosesDoughAvocados Author:Arthur Smith
