“The last time I was on a cruise it was through the Greek islands with Justin, and I was positively glowing with love and post-sex hormones. Now, huddled in a corner with three Aldi bags of knitting needles, crochet hooks and wool, accompanied by an ex-hippy and a sardine sandwich, I can no longer deny the fact that my life has taken a turn for the worse.” HumourHumourous SituationsDownward SpiralCrochetCruise Ship Book:The Flatshare Source: The Flatshare
“We're so overdressed for a daytime event about crochet.” HumorPartyCrochetBook Launch Book:The Flatshare Source: The Flatshare
“I'm just conveying the brutality of the market to you, Katherin,' I say. That's one of my favourite lines. Good old market, always there to be blamed. "The people don't want history in their crochet books. They want cute pictures and easy instructions.” HumourPublishing BooksCraftingCrochet Book:The Flatshare Source: The Flatshare