“I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.” ThinkingShouldWholeGuyCuttingPoliceCopBangsSunglassesChewing Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“I jog, actually; I go at night. A lot of women, they don't like to go jogging alone at night. They're afraid they might get accosted. I go naked. That way, if there are any perverts around, they think I'm already being chased.” IfsThinkingWayMightNightNakedJogging Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.” IfsThinkingShouldGuyGirlCausesHeardHotCrapCreepyTubsHot Tub Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWeird ThingsTrotting Author:Bonnie McFarlane
