“If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.” PeopleIfsEnjoyProfessionDentistry Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and she said, I have one word for you: epidural. And I was like, Oh my God, thanks. But we already picked a name.” PeopleGivingFeelsSaidNamesAdviceMonthsCome UpNineThanksPregnantOne WordOne WomanNine MonthsUnsolicited AdviceEpidurals Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWeird ThingsTrotting Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or Midwestern?” PeopleMadeSometimesPlayGamesWatchesAreasBored Author:Bonnie McFarlane
“It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry up, so I'm not sure how much retard humor is really going on out there, but I imagine there's a lot because it's a pretty safe group to make fun of. It's not like the Retards of America are gonna rise up and organize a protest. They're not gonna write letters. They only just recently got the Supreme Court to stop executing them.” PeopleWritingAmericaFunInterestingImagineGroupsSafeJokesLettersCourtConvincedSupremeNot SureDryProtestDisabilityOrganizeSupreme CourtRetardExecutingDry Up Author:Bonnie McFarlane
