“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).” IfsPersonsNamesConcernedSentencesGossip Author:Brian P. Cleary
“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.” IfsEndsStoriesInterestingAddFlames Author:Brian P. Cleary
“If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.” IfsLooksStillsGuySocialTakenCoupleHotDisplayDesksGatheringChewingPicture Taken Author:Brian P. Cleary
“In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.” IfsWritingWellsFoundPeers Author:Brian P. Cleary
“If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.” IfsLittlesSchoolHateReadingTalentFourth Author:Brian P. Cleary
“It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.” IfsYearsOne ThingJokesOkayCorny Author:Brian P. Cleary
