“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.” IfsEndsStoriesInterestingAddFlames Author:Brian P. Cleary
“You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.” WantHas BeensBookEndsDoneWholeStoriesGoneMiddleWindJokes Author:Brian P. Cleary
“Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.” StoriesKidsAsksEnjoyLaughingJokesAdultsBoredFunny Story Author:Brian P. Cleary